Moral: Julie and I met while BEING AWESOME.

Actual conversation in the car on the way home from dinner:

Cassidy: Mom, how did you meet Julie?
Ben: In a strip club.
Me: OMG we did NOT MEET in s STRIP CLUB. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN?! DUDE!
Cassidy: hahahaah So, how did you meet her?
Me: Street racing.
Ben: BECAUSE THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER!
Me: Yes, it is.

Naked dancer or criminal street racer. Pick your poison.

My poison was driving fast down long straight farm roads in the dead of night.

Moral: Julie and I met while BEING AWESOME.

5 thoughts on “Moral: Julie and I met while BEING AWESOME.

  1. The best night with the Granny Car on Crack was the first night I ran nitrous through it and at the end of the quarter mile it blew a giant ball of fire out of the hood. In retrospect that probably wasn’t the best decision I’ve ever made.

  2. Haha, I wish I could tell my kids I met my best friend doing something awesome like that. I really did meet one of my best friends in a strip club, though.

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