Saturday afternoon as we were getting ready to leave the house:
Cassidy: I kinda might have accidentally got gum in my hair.
*flips hair over head to show me LOTS OF GUM IN HER HAIR WE ARE WALKING OUT THE DOOR IN TWO MINUTES*
Cassidy: Well, you know in Willy Wonka how Violet sticks the gum…
Me: You stuck gum behind your ear?!
Me: Okay? So…
Cassidy: Well, I thought she stuck it to her NECK. So when I got up this morning…
Me: You had GUM stuck to your NECK ALL NIGHT?!
Cassidy: Well, yeah. I had to scrub it off and my hair was stuck to it and look.
*flips hair over head again*
Me: Yes, I see it.
Cassidy: I didn’t know she stuck it behind her ear, I thought she stuck it to her neck.
Me: Gum goes one of two place. IN YOUR MOUTH. IN THE TRASH. Those two places ONLY.
Nana cut the gum out later that afternoon. We were already running late and lucky it was UNDER her hair. Silly, silly child.