Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
KIEV (Reuters) – A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.
“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an “animal island” protected by thick concrete blocks.
I like my title better. heh
So Ben sent me the link and says:
Ben: *reading from a work email thread about it* How do you think the lion knew where his carotid artery was?
Me: DUH!! God told him!!
He PROVED His existance!! And apparently He thinks that Darwin was on to something…
8 thoughts on “God speaks to Lion: Kill nutcase.”
They will have to kill the lioness because she has tasted human flesh. Standard practice.
I had just got done reading that article when I stumbled across your site.
My question is… Why the hell did he take off his shoes?
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Are you serious?! The lion didn’t run into a herd of humans swinging Prada, the human was a moron. If that’s true, that’s lame…
If I had to take one thing with me when I died, it’d be my brown Steve Madden maryjanes… heh
I really enjoyed your 2 cents on this article. I don’t understand what was going through this guys head.. then again.. people are crazy.
I liked the whole
The lioness was athiest.
If he had been thinking rationally, he should’ve taken off his clothes along with his shoes. As a woman, I know a certain male body part is the first thing I’d attack. Then again, I am 18 and filled with raging hormones.
Okay, you’re probably going to get sick of me making two comments every time I come here, but I spelled atheist wrong. I think your site may hate me.
OMG I feel old, I turned 28 today!!