While putting the lid back on a Tabasco bottle:
Cassidy: Is Tabasco a drug?
Me: Uhhhh, no.
Cassidy: But on the back of my book it said ‘Tabasco, alcohol and…’
Me and Ben: *laughing hysterically*
Me: TOBACCO. Tobacco is what’s in cigarettes. Tabasco is made with pepper, vinegar and salt and makes your eggs taste better.
When dropping off clothes at her friends so she could spend the night:
Me: Call me in the morning.
Cassidy: I’ll call you when I’m ready to leave.
Me: No. Call me in the morning.
Cassidy: Can I call you when I’m ready to leave?
Me: We can discuss it when you CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
The kid keeps me on my toes for sure. She’s growing into such a cute little bundle of RIDICULOUS ATTITUDE. But some of the things she does, like that conversation at her friend’s house, still make me giggle like I’m nine years old all over again. Of course, I don’t let her see me giggle. That would be admitting defeat and she can’t see that. She has to see me being the cold hearted, uncaring, ruthless MOTHER.
Plus, I make up for the attitude by embarrassing the piss out of her in public. Having no shame is finally beginning to pay off!
6 thoughts on “You’re never too old to become younger.”
“We can discuss it when you CALL ME IN THE MORNING”
Haha! That rules! Tabasco is kindof a drug really 😉
lol remember how it was having conversations with a 3 year old? It’s great.
She sounds like a trip and a half, lol.
i love tabasco sauce on my eggs 🙂
i swiped a bottle from chipotle to store at my office -.-
Tobasco & alcohol, lmfao!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahahaha. Cassidy sounds SO awesome. (But I bet there are days you’d like to throttle her, right?)
P.S. You’ve been tagged! http://www.mamahood.org/2008/01/25/meme-time/