Me: Hurry up and change clothes so you can get your homework done.
Cassidy: But mom I’m STTTTAAAAAAAARRRRVING.
Me: Go figure.
Cassidy: Can I have chips?
Me: While you do homework?
Me: Okay, but I better not see ONE trace of cheese on your homework or ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.
Cassidy: Duh mom, I totally lick my fingers.
When the hell did she start talking like a 16 year old?!
(+10 bonus points for recognizing the food item in the title. There is a clue there. 😉 AND GOOGLE IS CHEATING!!!)