Awhile ago I posted this on Facebook because somebody in my house had committed the Unforgivable Sin.
I let it go for awhile but just the other day somebody else comitted the Unforgivable Sin and I had to remind those that life within my home that this sin is NOT ACCEPTABLE and is punishable by sudden death. Or really painful wedgies. Or really loud yelling. Or SUDDEN DEATH.
To which I was greeted last night by this:
That was his “elegant solution”. My elegant solution was brain matter all over the living room walls when my GODDAMN HEAD BLEW UP FROM FURY.
He looked at me like there wasn’t even a big glob of my brain about to drip off his face and was all..
Ben: What? You are so crazy about the “right way” and I don’t want to have to guess the right way so PROBLEM SOLVED.
Me: THE. PROBLEM. IS NOT SOLVED. I CAN’T EVEN. FORM WORDS.
Ben: Now there is no “wrong” way because there ISN’T a way.
Me: NO. WORDS.
So today I solved this little issue: