This is why Ben has grey hairs*.

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch
Hey honey,
can you round up all of my dirty black adidas socks and nike shorts and run a load for me?

From: Anna Hirsch
To: Benjamin Hirsch
I think I probably could if I applied myself.

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch
just make sure you warm up and stretch first

Back story: We taught Cassidy from a very early age the difference between “can” and “may/will”. Asking somebody if the CAN do something is just asking if they have the ABILITY. OF COURSE I have the ABILITY to wash your clothes. But they are way upstairs and I’m lazy and tired and on my period and I can continue to come up with excuses all day long because I’m a woman so it’s a built in skill.

From: Anna Hirsch
To: Benjamin Hirsch
You said “can”! NO LAUNDRY FOR YOU!

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch

From: Anna Hirsch
To: Benjamin Hirsch
You are not allowed to use your hot sexy body to….

Wait, what were we talking about?

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch
😉

From: Anna Hirsch
To: Benjamin Hirsch
Okay. I started a load of all your whites. They should be done by the time you get home.

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch
uh… please tell me you’re joking, the socks/etc are all clean (near the bed). this is what I wrote:
Can you round up all of my dirty black adidas socks and nike shorts and run a load for me?”

From: Anna Hirsch
To: Benjamin Hirsch
Well, it’s not my fault I got it wrong. You had to be all “look at my chiseled abs of steel” and “let me just flex my MAN MUSCLES”.

PS – I was kidding. All your reds are in the washer.

From: Benjamin Hirsch
To: Anna Hirsch
…

*He’s probably going to be frustrated that I mentioned his grey hair but you know what? Grey hair is hot. He doesn’t realize that the reason I do these things to him is because every time I do another hair turns color and the more they do, the hotter he gets. I’m doing this for YOUR GOOD, BEN!