The other day it was late and we wanted a movie to watch so I picked Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers extended edition on Bluray. There is never enough Lord of the Rings. Not in ALL THE DAYS.
So we are watching and Aragorn asks Legolas what his elf eyes can see. And as Legolas answers that they are taking the hobbits to Isengard Ben starts to chuckle and we have a conversation that goes something like this.
(Warning: The following conversation is how it went in my head. Where there is more crazy. And pie.)
Me: You laughed. What was so funny?
Ben: THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISEGARD! GARD! GARD! GARD! GARD!
Me: What the actual fuck, Ben!?
Ben: You’ve never seen the video?
Me: I’m not sure how this is a laughing matter! They are taking the hobbits to fucking ISENGARD, BEN! ISENGARD! Where you know what’s going to happen? Saruman is going to probably torture them into telling him where the ring is and then they are going to KILL Mari and Pippen, Ben. They are going to kill Mari and then who’s going to tell Desmond that it’s not Penny’s boat!?
Ben: Hand me your iPad.
And then this happened.
And my mind BLEW THE FUCK UP WITH AWESOME.
You’re welcome for the ear worm.