How many days into NaBlPoMo do you think I’ll make it? My guess: 4
Set low standards. On day 5 I’ll be a winner while all the rest of you high standards people are weeping when you miss day 29.
God, I love my logic.
You guys! How was your Halloween? Mine was AWESOME. Mainly because I got to spend it with Julie who is one of my favorite people ON THE PLANET. Why you ask? Because she does stuff like this:
She glued individual hairs to her face. She doesn’t just dress up, she BECOMES her Halloween costume. People that know her had to ask if it was her.
Also, there might have been some alcohol involved.
Which might be why this happened:
I, like, am the most classy person you will ever know.