Taking a nap now.

It’s 4:14PM now. I wrote this at work and for some reason I can’t log onto my WP control panel there because technology hates me. The day has been good to me so far. BECAUSE IT WAS WARNED.

That will make sense in about six paragraphs…

I am SO tired. Had an argument with Ben last night, went to bed with puffy eyes, got horrible sleep, woke up with a MASSIVE headache and with a STUPID blond mistake. I woke up at 4:00AM and realized that I hadn’t turned on my alarm clock so I set it to 4:30AM and went back to sleep. Except I didn’t set the ALARM, I reset the TIME. I woke up later and the clock said 5:26AM and I have to leave the house NO LATER than 5:15AM to get to work on time. I yelled shit, literally jumped out of bed and jammed my knee into Ben’s dresser. PAIN! Then ran around the room, somehow managing to get pants on, found my bra, looked at myself in the mirror, SHUDDERED, brushed my teeth, grabbed my phone to check the time… 4:58AM.


That’s when it hit me what I had done. FUCK!

Then I reset the clock to the correct time so Ben wouldn’t wake up to see the wrong time. Dude only has .75 good knees right now, he can’t be banging them into dressers or doing any kind of jumping.

I have a “nervous stomach” have I ever told you all that before? It can create bathroom drama on demand. When I get nervous, excited, scared or the wind blows south, my stomach is somehow immediately able to make it necessary to find a bathroom RIGHT NOW. So I finished getting dressed, went downstairs and packed some food, then started to head out the door when it hit me in a way that told me to go now before a 45 minute car ride. And then I ended up leaving the house at 5:17AM. Then I got in the car and realized I needed gas. I’m not exactly sure how I made it to work on time but I am thankful that by some miracle there was only ONE other car in the carpool lane all the way to work and he got over when I came up behind him and let me pass. THANK YOU Mr. Carpool lane guy, I don’t know who you are but good karma, YOU HAVE IT!

And there you have it. It’s 8:50AM now and I’m DETERMIED that the rest of the day will not be taking the same path last night and this morning did. YOU HEAR THAT, DAY!? YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

ALSO! My laptop got a virus because I’m awesome and think that anti-virus software is for WEAK PEOPLE. WEAK! Oh, and it won’t go online. Or let me sync my iPhone. So at some point I guess I’m going to have to fix that so that my 365 friends don’t think I’ve abandoned them. I’m still taking pictures, just going to have to wait till I get it all fixed to upload them.

I think that’s it for now.

Have a good day everybody!

4 thoughts on “Taking a nap now.

  1. God, alarm clock fails are THE WORST! Hope the rest of your day turned out to be much better.

    I feel the same way about antivirus software, but I’ve been worrying about it a lot lately. I don’t really know why, because I haven’t been doing anything worth protecting, but I’d really like to get my computer safe and healthy again [and keep it that way] so it lasts as long as possible.

    Good luck with the viri-ectomy!

  2. AHAHAHA, that’s how mine was before gluten-free. I’d be like la tee da, and then have a sudden, 15 second window to find a restroom before I shit myself.


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