Last night, laying on the couch with Ben watching the Swan… which we both think should be called the Butterfly, not The Swan because The Swan makes no sense at all. Anyway:
Me: *scratching my head* My head is getting really bad again. I’ve had to use that head medicine three times today.
Ben: *trying to hold in the laughter and NOT doing a good job*
Me: *thinks for a second* The external head medicine, not the internal head medicine.
Ben: *not able to hold in the laughter anymore*
Me: Ass!
Ben: YOU said it!
Damn scalp is driving me crazy again.. and I’m crazy enough as it is!!