So you now how Danica is a picky bitch (HA! SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?) and stopped eating the canned food we buy and I had to start making the dogs their own homemade dog food? Well, lets just say that at some point in the future I’ll get the hang of it. I mean it’s not like I do this EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY or anything.
Time: 2 weeks ago
Cast: Cassidy and Me
Cassidy: Mom, why do you have all this stuff in the crock pot?
Me: I’m cooking dog food.
Cassidy: You are?
Me: Well, that’s kind of what crock pots are for. You know… cooking things.
Cassidy: I’m pretty sure you have to actually turn them on for that to happen.
Me: I KNOW THAT SHEESH I WAS JUST PRACTICING.
Cast: Ben and Me
Me: Dog food’s cooking!
Me: I even remembered to turn it on this time!
Ben: That’s always good!
3 hours later.
Ben: Is there a reason you don’t have the crock pot plugged in?