Dear Electricity,

I know that we have been spared so far. You have hit two block south, and just a few blocks East. Then you decided to fluctuate for 30 seconds earlier and even though it’s was 98 fucking degrees outside I felt the cool chill of death slide over me as I started to melt into a puddle in my computer chair.

Then, mercifully, you came back on. Thank you. Please, stay on. For the sake of the hot hot kitties. And my fever blister. If it gets any bigger I’m going to start dressing it and name it Sue.


6 thoughts on “Dear Electricity,

  1. oh i know how you feel, its been in the upper 90’s low 100’s since this weekend with 80+% humidity! and we have no ac, but thank god we are on the same power grid as the fire dept and usually dont lose power (that usually only happens when a car hits the power box)

  2. Tell me about it! Although I don’t have an AC and usually a mere 85 degrees feels like death in my house. Those power companies need to stop expecting people to suffer in the heat and just upgrade their fucking facilities already! People with AC have it for a reason…

  3. [Comment ID #9708 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I’m so sorry. I don’t know how you all do it on a daily basis. I mean, I know I did for like… 22 years(!!) but still. It was SO. FREAKING. HOT. there.

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